- Create a cell phone case. Insert your cell phone into a Trojan Non-Lubricated Condom to create a waterproof case (turn a lubricated condom inside out first).
- Make a fishing bobber. Inflate a Trojan Condom slightly, tie a knot in the open end, and tie it to your fishing line as a bobber.
- Protect fuse igniters. During the Vietnam War, SEALS used condoms as sheaths to keep fuse igniters dry and ready.
- Make an ice pack. Fill a Trojan Condom with water, like a water balloon, tie a knot in the open end, and place in the freezer to create an emergency ice pack.
- Improvise a float. Inflate and tie knots in two Trojan Condoms, tie a shoelace to the knot in each condom, and position the wear the shoelace around your back and under your arms.
- Store matches. A Trojan Condom doubles as a waterproof container for matches.
- Protect a rifle. To keep debris or rainwater out of the barrel of a rifle, place a Trojan Condom over the muzzle.
- Improvise a sterile glove. Wear a Trojan Condom on your hand or around several fingers to treat a wound and prevent infection.
- Store tinder. Store dry fire tinder inside a Trojan Condom to protect it from wet or rainy weather conditions.
- Make a camping shower. Fill a Trojan Condom with water and hang it from a tree. Gently poke four or five holes in it. Instant shower. (Do not use a condom for its intended purpose after poking holes in it.)
- Protect an injured dog or cat paw from getting wet in the rain. Unroll a Trojan Non-Lubricated Condom on the dog's foot. Or use four condoms to protect your dog's paws from rock salt when walking in the snow.
- Improvise a water container. Fill a Trojan Condom with water, like a water balloon, to transport or store water in this expandable container.
- Make a slingshot. Construct a slingshot from a Y-shaped tree branch and a Trojan Condom.
- Prevent large sausages from splitting. Place large sausages inside Trojan Condoms to prevent them from splitting open when cooking. Just make sure the pot does not boil dry.
- Make a stress ball. Fill a Trojan Condom with sand or flour, and tie a knot in the open end.
- Fashion a tourniquet. Tying a Trojan Condom around a bleeding appendage works as a tourniquet.
- Make a chocolate bowl. Simply inflate the Trojan Condom to the size of grapefruit. Melt four ounces of Hershey's Baking Chocolate, and one ounce Land O Lakes Butter together and put in a bowl, dip the balloon in about half way, swaying the balloon side to side and back and forth. Sit the balloon on a piece of Cut-Rite Wax Paper, let dry, then use a pair of scissors to snip a hole in the condom to slowly deflate. Peel of the condom and you have a chocolate bowl to fill with sweets.
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