17 Wacky Uses for
Smirnoff® Vodka

1. Neutralize jellyfish stings. If you don't have rubbing alcohol, splash Smirnoff Vodka over the affected area.
2. Soothe a sore throat. Add a tablespoon of Smirnoff Vodka to glass of warm water and gargle. The alcohol helps numb the sore throat.
3. Eliminate swimmer's ear. If you don't have rubbing alcohol, fill an eardropper with Smirnoff Vodka, and squeeze it into the affected ear, then let it drain out.
4. Relieve a toothache. Take a shot of Smirnoff Vodka and swish it over the tooth, allowing your gums to absorb some of the alcohol and numb the pain. Swallow or spit out the rest.
5. Clean and tighten your pores. Apply Smirnoff Vodka to your face with a cotton ball to freshen your face.
6. Clean a pipe. Soak a pipe cleaner in Smirnoff Vodka to clean and freshen the inside of the pipe stem.
7. Keep aphids off houseplants. Wash aphids off houseplants with tap water, then dab the leaves with a cotton ball dipped in Smirnoff Vodka. Do not use alcohol on delicate plants like African violets.
8. Shine chrome and glass bathroom fixtures. Soak a soft, clean cloth with Smirnoff Vodka and shine.
9. Remove hair spray from mirrors. Soak a soft, clean cloth with Smirnoff Vodka and wipe mirrors clean.
10. Clean crystal and porcelain ornaments. Dampen a cloth with Smirnoff Vodka and carefully clean the knickknacks.
11. Clean the caulking around bathtubes. Fill a spray bottle with Smirnoff Vodka, spray the caulking, wait five minutes, and wash clean.
12. Clean a chandelier. Spray the chandelier with a solution of four teaspoons Smirnoff Vodka in one pint water, then let it drip dry over a plastic sheet.
13. Clean eyeglass lenses. Simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened in Smirnoff Vodka.
14. Remove grass stains from clothes. Rub the stain with a clean cloth soaked in Smirnoff Vodka, then rinse thoroughly.
15. Clean jewelry. Soak the jewelry in Smirnoff Vodka for five minutes, then rinse, and dry.
16. Clean lipstick from clothing. Rub the stain with Smirnoff Vodka, then throw into your regular wash.
17. Remove the glue left behind by a bumper sticker. Rub the glue with a soft, clean cloth soaked with Smirnoff Vodka.