17 Wacky Uses for
Cool Whip®

1. Shine your shoes. Apply a tablespoon of Cool Whip to your leather shoes and shine with a soft, clean cloth. The oils in the desert topping polish the shoes.
2. Soothe sunburn pain. Spread Cool Whip on the sunburn, let sit for twenty minutes, then rinse clean with lukewarm water.
3. Remove makeup. Wet face with lukewarm water, spread a handful of Cool Whip on face, rinse clean with lukewarm water, and blot dry. The oils in Cool Whip also moisturize the skin.
4. Thaw frozen fish. Place the frozen fish in a pan and cover with Cool Whip. The desert topping eliminates the frozen taste, returning the fresh-caught flavor.
5. Condition dry hair. Apply Cool Whip to dry hair, let sit for thirty minutes, then rinse well, and shampoo. The coconut and palm kernel oils in Cool Whip condition hair for a luxurious shine.
6. Soothe the burn on the roof of your mouth from hot pizza. If you burn your mouth or tongue, eat a tablespoon of Cool Whip and, using your tongue, press the nondairy desert topping against the roof of your mouth to coat the lesion.
7. Clean plant leaves.Using a soft cloth, wipe Cool Whip on the leaves to give them an incredible shine. Cool Whip contains coconut oil and palm-kernel oil.
8. Give yourself a moisturizing facial. Cover your face with Cool Whip. Let set twenty minutes, then wash clean with warm water followed by cold water. The coconut and palm kernel oils in Cool Whip moisturize the skin.
9. Lighten coffee. Use a tablespoon of Cool Whip as a substitute for milk or cream in a cup of coffee.
10. Help heal a cold sore. Place a compress of Cool Whip on the cold sore to speed healing, then rinse with cool water.
11. Remove make-up. Wet face with lukewarm water, spread a handful of Cool Whip on face, rinse clean with lukewarm water, and blot dry.
12. Clean silver. Mix two cups Cool Whip, and one tablespoon Heinz White Vinegar or ReaLemon lemon juice. Let silver stand overnight in mixture, then rinse clean and dry thoroughly.
13. Treat minor burns. Rub Cool Whip into the burn. Let it set for fifteen minutes, then wash off with cool water.
14. Shave. Apply Cool Whip to wet skin as a substitute for shaving cream. The oils in Cool Whip moisturize the skin for a close shave.
15. Moisturize dry skin. Applying Cool Whip as a skin cream moisturizes the skin. The coconut and palm kernel oils in Cool Whip moisturize and soothe the skin.
16. Massage your feet. Coat your feet with Cool Whip, let sit for fifteen minutes, then wash clean. The non-dairy desert topping cools achy feet and the oils soften the skin.
17. Improve marital relations. Give new meaning to the phrase "dessert topping."