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  • Prevent silver from tarnishing. Apply a thin coat of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing with a soft cloth to clean, polished, dry silver candlesticks, picture frames, silver sets, and other decorative items. Wipe off excess leaving behind a very thin, virtually invisible, protective coating. VO5's organic protectants actually prevent tarnishing.

  • Remove a ring stuck on a finger. Rub on a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing, then hold your hand up toward the ceiling to drain the blood from the area, and slide off the ring.

  • Make cleaning up after painting or doing a messy auto grease job easy. Lightly coating your hands with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing before painting or fixing the car, allows you to clean them off afterward without harsh solvents.

  • Soften your feet. Before going to bed, coat your feet with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing and put on a pair of socks.

  • Prevent spray paint from sticking in your hair. Before spray painting, slick a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing the size of a quarter over your hair so you can wash away the paint more easily.

  • Prevent static electricity in your hair. Comb a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing through your hair.

  • Protect your scalp during a permanent. Rub some Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing into the scalp before giving yourself a perm.

  • Minimize drying out your hair in a chlorinated pool. Rub a long dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing through your hair before taking a swim.

  • Prevent hair coloring from dying your skin. Dab a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on your forehead and around the hairline and ears to help keep the color from staining your skin.

  • Remove makeup. A dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on a tissue or cotton ball gently removes makeup.

  • Glitter your face for a holiday party. Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing onto your cheeks, then dust lightly with glitter.

  • Moisturize your face. Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing in the lines around your eyes to help prevent dry lines.

  • Remove an adhesive bandage painlessly. Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing into the bandage wings, wait a few minutes, then peel off.

  • Soothe chapped lips and skin. Rub in a small amount of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Soothe your legs after shaving. Rub some Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing into your skin after the bath or shower to make your legs feel velvety smooth.

  • Make zippers glide easily. Rub a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing into the teeth of the zipper.

  • Condition leather. If you're all out of mink oil, substitute Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Protect leather shoes and boots from winter salt and ice. Rub in Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Shine vinyl and patent leather shoes. Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing, then buff.

  • Protect your dog or cat's paw pads. Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing before sending your pet outdoors

  • Prevent shoes from squeaking. Give squeaky shoes a coat of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Detangle and shine a dog's coat. Comb in a small amount of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Prevent cat hair balls and static electricity on your cat's coat. Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing. (Don't worry if your cat licks its fur; Albert VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing is natural and non-toxic.)

  • Shine a horse's hooves. Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Prevent a leather saddle from drying out. Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Detangle a horse's mane and tail. Brush in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Stop windows from sticking in their tracks. Lubricate the tracks with a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Lubricate pipe joints. A thin layer of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on pipe connections will make them fit together more easily.

  • Prevent nuts and bolts from rusting together. Lubricate the nuts and bolts with a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing before screwing them together.

  • Prevent tools from rusting. Give your tools a light coat of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Stop a faucet from screeching. Remove the handle and stem, coat both sets of metal threads with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing, and replace.

  • Stop refrigerator racks from sticking. Coat the edges of the racks with a thin layer of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing so the racks glide easily.

  • Prevent squeaky door hinges. Apply a little bit of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Lubricate furniture drawers. Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on the casters of drawers so they slide open and shut easily.

  • Keep shower curtains gliding easily. Apply a thin coat of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing to the curtain rod.

  • Prevent sliding doors on a medicine cabinet from sticking. Rub a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing onto the glides.

  • Clean wooden knick-knacks and other wood objects. Lightly coat the wood with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing, then buff.

  • Avoid splattering paint on windows, hinges, doorknobs, and lock latches. Coat them with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing to prevent paint from adhering to the surfaces. After painting, wipe clean with a cloth.

  • Hide scratches on wood furniture. Put a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on a clean, soft cloth, then buff the spot.

  • Prevent wood paneling from drying out. Just rub on Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing with a clean, soft cloth, and buff well, giving the paneling a soft glow.

  • Remove candles wax drippings from candlestick holders. Coat the candlestick holders with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing before inserting the candles.

  • Make a stainless steel sink sparkle. Shine the sink with a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on a soft cloth.

  • Shine chrome faucets, handles, and car bumpers. Put a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on a soft, dry cloth and buff lightly.

  • Clean plant leaves. Apply a small dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing to the leaves with a soft cloth.

  • Break in a baseball glove. Rub the center of the glove with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing, place a baseball in the glove, fold the mitt around it, and secure with rubber bands. Tuck the glove under a mattress overnight.

  • Lubricate roller skates, skateboard wheels, and bicycle chains. Use a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Prevent a sailboat's spinnaker pole fittings from jamming or sticking. Lubricate with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

  • Make golf clubs shine. Clean the shafts with a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on a clean cloth.

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